knock knock jokes! :D

1) knock-knock

who's there?

terminal

terminal who?

TERMINAL..every now and then i get a little bit lonely.. :D

(turn around)



2) knock-knock

who's there?

lapis

lapis who?

without you girl, my LAPIS incomplete.. :D



3) knock-knock

who's there?

mighty mouse

mighty mouse who?

MIGHTY MOUSE outside chicago can't stop driving.i don't know why.. :D



4) knock-knock

who's there?

alfred

ALFRED my wings and i'll learn how to fly.i'll do what it takes 'til i touch the sky.. :D



5) knock-knock

who's there?

kamuning

kamuning who?

KAMUNING get me,get me,get me,baby i'm yours.KAMUNING get me,you'll never be lonely,lonely,lonely.so baby,KAMUNING get me.. :D



6) knock-knock

who's there?

disguise

disguise who?

DISGUISE in love with you pare.. :D



7) knock-knock

who's there?

tumor

tumor who?

TUMORrow,TUMORrow,i love you TUMORrow,you're always a day away.. :D



8) knock-knock

who's there?

aswang

aswang who?

we were ASWANG babe, for a moment in time.. :D



9) knock-knock

who's there?

tagabitbit

tagabitbit who?

TAGABITBIT TAGABITBIT TAGABITBIT TAGABITBITBITBITBITBIT boom boom boom (TAGABITBIT) boom boom boom.. :D

(boom boom pow)



10) knock-knock

who's there?

mamang tulala

mamang tulala who?

ra-ra-ra-ah-ah MAMANG TULALA ga-ga-ohh lala want your bad romance.. :D


HAHAHA :)))