Thursday, October 14, 2010

knock knock jokes! :D

1) knock! knock!

who's there??

AGA AND PHILIP

aga and philip who????

aga and philip (whoo-whoo!) that tonights gonna be a goodnight ! :))

(Ive got a feeling)



2) knock knock 

who's there ?

tuna pie

tuna pie who?

tuna pie through the limit through the wall 

(through the fire- nina)



3) knock! knock!

who's there? 

laptop,lollipop,unite,armalite,flashlight.

laptop lollipop,unite,armalite,flashlight who? Ü

laptop lollipop dj blow my speakers up, unite,armalite, 'til we see the flashlight 

(tik-tok by kesha)



4) knock knock.

who's there?

PUSSYCAT

pussycat who.

magPUSSYCAT. magPUSSYCAT.

dito sa amin lhat tayo ay sikat.

(showtime)



5) Knock Knock

who's there ?

"sinigang !"

sinigang who?

"sinigang!.. sandal ka lang, at wag mong pipigilan .... "

( 6cycle mind - sandalan )



6)Knock knock

who's there?

Vampira!

Vampira who?

Madami kaVAMPIRA? Pa-utang naman oh! =)



7) knock knock

who's there?

grabe traffic

grabe traffic who?

"grabe traffic low girl!!grabe traffic low girl!"

(Drop it Low)



8) knock !knock !

who's there ?

the hill and cow !

the hill and cow who ??

the hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko..ikaw ang nasa isip ko

(dahil ikaw)



9) knock knock

whos there?!

pa-auto load naman, how much magkano 

pa-auto load naman, how much magkano who?

"nothing's gonna change my love for you pa-auto load naman, how much magkano."



10) knock knock

who's there?

chicken inasal is pogi daw

chicken inasal is pogi daw who?

so baby don't worry, you are my only no need to worry. CHICKEN INASAL IS POGI DAW, DAAAW, DAAW.XD



HAHAHA :)))

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